Wine Magic Bottle Opener - 2 Pack - $9.99
You know what tastes really good with white wine? Funyons. You know what doesn't? Little bits of cork and broken glass.
You know what's really fun to do while you're drinking red wine? Competitive bull-riding. You know what's not? Dabbing in vain at the stains on your sweater because your sloppy uncorking sloshed a bunch of wine all over your sleeve.
The Wine Magic Bottle Opener's smooth, antiseptic uncorking ability may seem like magic, but it actually relies on the power of compressed air. Insert the needle into the cork, press the button, and the cork pops right out free of muss, fuss, or heartbreak. If your thirst for wine is in conflict with your aging physique, no sweat – literally! With the Wine Magic Bottle Opener, you can forget about straining and get down to draining. The bottle, that is. (Hey, they can't all be side-splitters.)
Submitted for your approval: two Wine Magic Bottle Openers, two propellant canisters (approximately 30 uses each), and two foil-cutting opener stands. You'll be opening bottles faster than Christopher Hitchens and Lindsay Lohan combined. And if you try to use it on a screw-top wine, be sure to take video and send it to us. You can keep your hospital bills for yourself, though.
- 2 Wine Magic Openers
- 2 Propellant Canisters
- 2 Foil Cutters that double as a stand
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