Early Warning Radar/Laser Detector

As a Pigge County Sheriff's Deputy, Cleophilus Bibb lived for one thing and one thing only: to finally nail the dad-blamed Barron brothers. Those impeccably-coiffed rapscallions had been burning up the backroads since they were butt-high to a bollweevil, and made Cleophilus look a damn fool at least once a week (usually on Friday evenings at 8/7 Central).

Unknown to Bibb, Oz and Tad Barron were armed with the Early Warning EW-3100 Radar/Laser Detector. Every time Bibb lurked nearby to nab the Barrons, his radar gun set their EW-3100 to beeping – no matter from which direction, no matter whether he used X, K, Ka-POP, or Ka bands. Even the deputy's VG-2/Spectre units, which were supposed to locate radar detectors, only served to raise a red flag to the Barrons. And they weren't too anxious to share their secret with the befuddled lawman.

Sitting in his cruiser, tucked away among the trees alongside County Route 65, Bibb's corpulent head cocked at the approach of a distant motor. Could it be? Yes! He'd recognize that souped-up 1968 Dodge Coronet anywhere! It was the Barron boys' car, the Stonewall Jackson! Grinning with oily delight, Deputy Bibb wiped chunks of boiled peanut off of his shirt and leveled his radar gun down Rte. 65. One speeding ticket was reason enough to search their car. He'd nail those Barrons this time!

But when the purple chassis of the Stonewall came gliding around the bend, Bibb's face fell: 32 MPH, the radar said, three miles under the speed limit! And that impudent scamp Oz Barron, the blonde one, he even had the nerve to blow Cleophilus a kiss as they passed by! Somehow, they knew he was there all along! Ooooh, those Barron boys!

Warranty: One year

Features:

• Model EW-3100
  
• Detects all radar bands X, K, Ka-POP, Ka super wideband
• VG-2/Spectre undetectable
• Digital signal processing and anti-falsing circuitry
• 4 mute and 3 step dim selection
• Includes 360° Laser Detection which detects laser from the front, rear and sides (including Pulsed, UltraLyte, LTI-2020 and Prolaser)
• High-resolution icon display is visible even in bright sunlight
• Real voice alert technology alerts you with 25 different vocal indicators including radar and laser detection, and is even bilingual
• Dude, like K.I.T.T.
• Safety warning system detection alerts you to road hazards, emergency vehicles, railroad crossings and more
• Numeric signal strength display shows you signal intensity from 0 to 9
• Auto mute mode automatically reduces sounds by half when signal is detected
• City/highway mode lets you minimize alerts in areas that have false radar signals
• Provides instant on or pulse radar protection to notify you of sudden high level radar and laser signals
• Tutorial mode demonstrates all functions
• 10.525 GHz plus or minus 25 Mhz (X-band)
• 24.150 Ghz plus or minus100 Mhz (K-band)
• 33.800 Ghz (Ka-POP)
• 34.700 Ghz plus or minus 1.300 Mhz (Ka super wideband)

Includes:

• DC car cigarette lighter power cord
• Velcro hook & loop fastener
• Window mounting kit and owners manual.
  
• Dimensions: 4-1/4"L x 2-3/4"W x 1-1/4"H

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Thu, 16 Nov 2006 18:39:34 GMT

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