GE 5.8GHz Dual Handset Cordless Expandable Phone

Overheard inside unit 15-F, Cypress Glen Apartments, 2006:

(beep) Hello? Oh, hey, what's going on? Yeah, just got home from work. What? No, not tonight. I got through Episode 1 in like four hours. Yes, dude, I did. I totally did. Those headcrabs are total wusses.

Yeah, I check out woot-dot-com sometimes. That guy who runs the contests is kind of a chump, but they get some good deals. Whatta they got up there now? The GE 5.8GHz Dual Handset Cordless Expandable Phone? Are you serious? Dude, nobody uses home phones anymore. Yeah, I mean, GE's a solid brand, and I guess 5.8GHz is pretty good. It won't interfere with your wireless router or whatever. Oh, really? Well, that's cool that it's expandable. Yeah, I wish my cell phone had a better speakerphone on it. Huh, it doesn't sound bad. But man, seriously, a land-line phone? What for? My cell phone is all I need.

I said my cell phone is all I need! No, ALL I NEED! NEED!

Listen, man, I'm breaking up! I SAID I'M BREAKING UP! I'll catch you LATER! (beep)

Man, what a dinosaur. A land-line phone! What next, a record player? Ah well, I was running out of battery power anyway. Where did I put that charger?

Warranty: One year

Features:

• 5.8 GHz Digital Spread Spectrum Technology provides cordless convenience with clear reception and excellent range.
• Call-Waiting Caller ID¹ with 40-Name-and-Number memory displays name and/or number of person calling even if you are on the phone with another caller.
• Multi-Handset System with Expandibility - add up to 4 Handsets to base system
• Room Monitor - Keep tabs on different rooms in the house. Satellite handsets act as the microphone.
  
• Do Not Disturb - Allows you to turn off all the ringers in the multi-handset system with one button.
• Polyphonic and Selectable Ring Tones - Personalize your phone with the high quality sound of polyphonic ring tones
• Handset Speakerphone - Provides convenience of hands-free communication.
  

Specifications:

• Transmission: 5.8 GHz Digital FHSS
• Dual Handset Bundle expandable to 4 handsets
• Digital Security System
• Directory Name and Number
• 3-line Backlit LCD
• Do Not Disturb turns off all ringers with One Button
• Mute with Indicator
• 50-Number Speed dial memory
• One-Touch Memory
• Headset Jack
• Belt Clip
• Handset Volume Control
• Hearing Aid Compatible
• One-Touch Redial
• Intercom
• Handset Speakerphone
• Page/Find
• 10 Polyphonic Ring Tones
  
• 10 VIP Ring Tones
  
• 10 Melody Ring Tones
  
• Flash Function
• Call Conferencing

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Fri, 17 Nov 2006 19:14:34 GMT

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