Bulova Men's Stainless Steel Chronograph

What's the matter with you kids these days? Does any of you really know what time it is? Does any of you really care?

No, of course not. Why should you? It's not like you have anywhere to be. It's not like you have important appointments to keep. You stay up until all hours of the night watching teevee and maybe drag your shiftless self out of bed in time for lunch.

What use would you have for the Bulova Stainless Steel Men's Chronograph Watch? Do you have a job to report to? No, you just doze when you're tired and eat when you're hungry. Which in both cases is all the goldurned time. You've got about as much use for this reliable timepiece as a house cat does. Oh, but it has a date window. You know what that's for? That's for people who have to know what day it is. In other words: not you! Every day's a Saturday for you! And not a solemnly reflective Jewish sabbath type Saturday, either, but the idle Saturday of the gentile layabout—all video games and marijuana!

And what would you care about the Bulova's rugged blend of elegance and function? Why would you appreciate its handsome blue dial with luminous hands and markers? You, with your baggy hip-hop pants and your long hair and your filthy old baseball caps! It's a special occasion when you even put on a shirt! You've got no pride in your appearance! The Bulova's stylishly modern stainless steel case and bracelet, these things don't mean anything to you. Something's only "cool" to you if it's got some fancy-pantsed designer's logo plastered all over it!

And why should you be impressed at this price? You don't know the value of a dollar, and how could you? The clothes you wear, the food you eat, the roof you sleep under—you think all that stuff just grew on a tree, hunh? Sorry, Charlie—sorry to burst your happy little bubble there, but somebody has to pay for all of that stuff! Real money! Money that comes from work! But what would you know about that? Since when do you contribute to society?

You're a real disappointment to us. You know that, don't you? Now go to your room; I'm tired of looking at your face.

Warranty: Two year Bulova

Features:

• Stainless steel case and bracelet.
• Brushed Satin finish
  
• Unidirectional elapsed time bezel.
• Blue dial with Luminous hands and markers.
• 3 Blue Chronograph sub-dials with silver tone trim
• Date display at 3:00 position
  
• Fold-over buckle/safety clasp
• Screw back
• Domed crystal
• Alarm
  
• Water Resistant to 100m/330ft.
• Case measures 39mm diameter by 14mm thick

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Fri, 17 Nov 2006 18:17:04 GMT

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